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• STYLOPHONE: the original pocket synthesizer. Never leave the house without it.
• BELT BUCKLE: Brass. Obnoxiously large.
• PAPERWEIGHT(?): Strange thing I made in junior year ceramics class.
• CASSETTE TAPE: Roughly 80 in my collection. This one is custom recorded. Talking Heads live album.
• MUG: Tin. Permanently stained with coffee residue.
• HORSE: White onyx. Given to me by a friend.
• DUCK: snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAKE
• 7 INCH FIGURE: ass williams the evil dead 1981
• HORSE 2: Crocheted by my mom circa 2007.
• WALLET: Handmade by me when I was first getting into leatherworking. Has a picture of Columbo inside.

What is this?

Hello and welcome to my exhibition! This page serves as a showcase of my favorite objects, trinkets, and collections. Like many of us indie web folks, I have a deep fascination with antiquated, excessive, sentimental, and/or "unnecessary" objects. This is far from an exhaustive index, but I think the selection gives a pretty good impression of my tastes. Click the cassette tape to visit another page about my cassette collection.